stud

So, my son is a stud. Ladies man. BIG pimp. Why? He caught the garter at a wedding reception, leaving all other single men devestated.
I do normally put pants on my child; he had just had a diaper change before going to bed.

What did he DO with the garter? Why, put it in his mouth of course.

I guess this means we need to watch him carefully around pretty little girls...